Sigmo Voice Translation Device

If you’ve spent any amount of time travelling abroad, you’ve likely run into a language barrier. Avoid those issues, without resorting to learning a new language with Sigmo. Translate your voice into one of 25 different languages - It will revolutionise the way you are able to communicate. Let’s hope it can translate Swahili. F#ck Ocsober!

Buy your Sigmo here: http://buysigmo.com

Single Malt Whiskey

We can’t always promise a wide range of single ladies, but single malts we’ve got! Pop in for a wee drum. This is yours!

Sex Panther Cologne

If you're not quite attracting the attention you crave, it might be time to consider a bolder tactic. The Sex Panther Cologne works 60% of the time, every time! It's meant for only the manliest of men (the kind of men who fearlessly face a full-grown lion, head on and the kind of men who can challenge Chuck Norris.) If that's not you, it might be best to leave this stuff for the real men.

Ron Burgundy's (from The Anchorman) Sex Panther Cologne is now available in real life. Unleash your inner big foots dick. This is yours.

And the winner is....

Congrats to Quinton Meyer! You've won yourself burgers and beer for you and three mates! Enjoy!

Check out his braaiday photo that he sent us:

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