Rosemary and Cucumber Tonic Cocktail

What better way to fight the winter chill than to pretend its summer. Our Rosemary and Cucumber Tonic is designed for long summer afternoons but in the cosy enclaves of Franks it could be anytime of the year anywhere. We’re drinking this rosemary and cucumber infused tonic with our favourite gin.

This is yours.

Have a beer with Frank in a mug donated by yours truly

Frank is on the lookout for those old steel, copper beer mugs (or a Pewter mug for those intelligent bastards) that everyone got given for 21st birthdays back in the day. The ones that are now sitting and gathering dust in the back of cupboards cause your misses doesn’t think it looks “right” in your new chic pad.

If you'd rather let your mug be happy serving a purpose in a pub, Frank is happy to take it off your hands for no charge whatsoever. Point is you'll get to go to Franks and have a few suds in your mug and when you not there it'll be representing you in the hands of another drunkard or hanging from the bar awaiting your return.

Just a thought. This is yours.

The T-shirt with an added bonus

Let’s face it…. you get married, buy a house and have a few kids. Suddenly fun becomes less about hanging out with the guys, and more about hanging out with the wife and kids. Frank has the found the absolute essential - the Playtime Back Massage T-shirt.

The Playtime Back Massage T-shirt gives you the opportunity to chill while your little guy can have some fun. It has an illustrated track on the back so that your kid can wheel his cars around while you take a nap. And you get the added bonus of a massage! This is by far the most creative and genius idea for fathers. Frank wonders what he could get put on the back of his T-shirt so that his girlfriend could do the same for him? A map of Gateway, or clues to his credit card pin?

There comes a point in most mens’ lives when you just realize, the inevitable happens and you have to just go with it. This is yours.

Frank's first choice

Looking for a starter or something to eat when sipping on your beer after a long, hard day in the office? Listen to Frank and have the Crispy Phyllo Prawns served with Asian mayo.

Once Bartho’s Fish Co. deliver their freshest and tastiest prawns from the ocean to the Marco Paulo kitchen, Frank wraps them in phyllo pastry strips ready to cook. Tossed in the pan for a few minutes and there you have it, crunchy and tender prawns. Just dip them into Frank’s homemade Asian mayo and you have a winning combination of taste. Just like pancakes and syrup, movies and popcorn, tequila and lemon, Pat Lambie and a rugby ball… Frank says the prawns and the mayo are the perfect match.

Crispy Phyllo Prawns served with Frank’s homemade Asian mayo. Pair it with any beer out the fridge and your worries will disappear. This is yours!

The Vessel Hammock Bathtub

What are the two undeniable features of relaxation? The hammock and the bathtub. Combine them together and you get the Vessel Hammock Bathtub.

Frank says it's large enough to fit two, in case you want to share the experience. Uniquely designed so that you are constantly sliding into each other, for the ultimate intimate experience. 

Personally, we just want to fill it with ice and stock it with beer. Or don a black motorbike helmet, play the star wars theme song and pretend to fly around your house in this flying saucer? It’s up to you.

This is yours!